Friday, November 20, 2009

Nissan GT-R Interceptor: To Serve and Protect Fantasy Land


It is Rumored that the Emirates will Also Have Asimo Direct Traffic.
(Image Credits: Autocar Online) 


There is something slightly nerdy about the Nissan GT-R. Maybe it's the PS3-style computer interface (developed with the erstwhile nerds at Polyphony Digital, creators of Gran Turismo). Maybe it's the super-complicated way in which it does everything. The GT-R does have the latest version of Nissan's all-wheel drive system, a seven-speed DSG with driver-selected shift speeds, variable dampers,and more electronic driver aids than an Airbus A380. Maybe it's just the fact that it's a Nissan. The last seems the most likely.

But this morning we have awoken to a new world: the GT-R is seriously cool. The forward-thinking, ever-practical folks down in Abu Dhabi have taken delivery of a GT-R police interceptor. Everything about this makes sense. Think about it. The GT-R is a huge car, but it is also hugely fast. Ergo, it is a sleeper. All those driver aids mean that it will be easier to keep under control while making one of those Wildest Police Video style high-speed chases. Finally, and most importantly, this is Abu Dhabi. It is--perhaps superceded only by neighbor Dubai--the closest thing to a real-life Fantasy Land as there is on Earth. And in Fantasy Land, the GT-R makes a perfect police car.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Mercedes Decides that Everyone Else was Wrong



"And After I 'ave Invaded Russia, I will do Something Equally as Pointless and Mindless: Start a Factory F1 Team" - Napoleon Bonaparte
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As I burn the midnight oil, glacially wearing away at the excitement that is my PhD, I'm glad that I can find future fellow sufferers in futility in the world's automakers. Today's candidate: Mercedes-Benz. It seems that while Toyota, BMW and, eventually, Renault are sailing into the undying lands of F1, Mercedes thinks the time is right for a factory team. History proves that it is best to learn why others have failed before treading their path. Shockingly, no one has successfully done this when it comes to invading Russia (never in the winter, people!). Perhaps, Mercedes has been broodingly watching the other manufacturers bow out--especially arch-rival BMW--and thinks that it has twigged what they got wrong. Personally, I think it is much simpler: hubris. Mercedes has won all of its championships with a "McLaren-" prefix. Now, with the cash-strapped (yet brain flush) Brawn GP team as the factory outfit, Mercedes is set to make a run on the top step all by itself; albeit without the services of current World Champion, Jenson Button. Why else would you break up one of the most successful sports partnerships since Jimmy MacElroy and Chazz Michael Michaels? Who knows. Maybe Mercedes can do what BMW, Toyota, Jaguar, and Honda couldn't do. It all feels too much like history repeating.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Italian Car + Turbocharger = Insult + ...?



Ferrari Says It's Turbo Time. Yikes.
(Image Credits: www.cincity2000.com)

Let's be real honest about something: it is possible to have too much of a good thing. Eat too much chocolate and you'll get fat. Drink too much and you'll either create a hurricane of vomit or end up in the hospital. Create a car with too much power and... well...

That is why the reports coming out that Ferrari is planning to turbocharge its engines in the future are so alarming. It's not that the Prancing Horse badge hasn't had breathing assistance in the past. The Autoblog article rightfully points out that the old F40 was a blown-V8. However, everyone had turbochargers back in the 1980s; even the Plymouth Voyager. Turbochargers were like fringed bangs, mullets, and shoulder pads; everyone had them, but not everyone was sure why.

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Turbocharging: A Simple Primer

The benefits of turbocharging are simple: take a smaller, more efficient engine, strap on a vacuum, and get the power of a much larger engine when you want it. Simple, effective. This power boost is made possible by forcing more air into the combustion chamber; more air means more oxygen to react with fuel; more reaction means more power. Superchargers work in a similar fashion--ramming air into cylinders--however, they have the downside of being belt-driven; that is, it takes some of the power that you are making to run the supercharger. Not so, the turbocharger.
Hot exhaust gases created from combustion leave the cylinder and rapidly expand down the exhaust pipe at high velocity. This volume change is wasted in normal (or, to use engine parlance, normally aspirated) engines. However, by placing a turbine (turbo, get it?) upstream of the cylinder, it is possible to take advantage of this expansion and power a compressor off the same shaft as the turbine with a much smaller penalty paid in lost engine power. Turbochargers are lithe devices that operate at extremely high speeds and temperatures making them some of the most advanced, and fragile, systems in place on cars today. Despite their lightweight, though,  turbochargers still require time to accelerate to operational speed; enter the dreaded turbo lag.
What is turbo lag? Well, when you put the foot down in your normally aspirated car you get what engineers refer to as a "linear" response. The more that you put your foot down, the more acceleration that you perceive. This tends to progress in a very natural and expected fashion; the further your foot goes down, the faster the car goes, by proportion. Whether or not this is in fact linear is inconsequential. Now put a turbocharger onto the engine. Rather than increasing proportionally with throttle opening, the amount of air entering the engine with increasing engine speed is in fact exponential. The faster a turbocharger runs, the more air that it will pull into the cylinder, further accelerating the turbocharger. To get this reinforcing feedback, though, requires the engine to be running at sufficient speed to generate enough exhaust gases to be expanding fast enough down the cylinder to power the turbocharger. Furthermore, turbocharging allows the carmaker to use a smaller engine than they otherwise would. A small engine with no boost is not a very powerful engine. Yet, when the turbocharger reaches operating speed, the power will not come on gradually. Instead, it often slams home with frightening effect. Driving an unfamiliar turbocharged car can be a harrowing experience. The effect of turbo lag is exacerbated by having larger turbochargers; obviously, larger turbines mean larger inertia, mean more torque required for the same acceleration (thanks, Mr. Newton).

There have been several attempts over the years to mitigate --note, no one has ever claimed to be solving or to have solved the problem of turbo lag before the gents in Maranello -- the effects of turbo lag. The Supra Mk V had what are called "sequential" turbochargers. On these engines, a smaller turbo is placed in series with a larger one. At lower engine speeds, the smaller turbo "spools up" faster, giving boost at the low end. By the time the smaller turbo has reached its maximum operational velocity (at which point it produces no more boost pressure) the larger turbo is, theoretically, reaching its operating point; picking up where the little guy left off. This requires a very testy and time consuming development process. The two turbochargers must be sized properly such that one gives way to the other in a seamless fashion across a broad range of engine speeds. Rally cars have utilized "anti-lag systems" for years. For these systems, air from the intake side is admitted to the exhaust to keep the turbo spinning at a higher speed than if it were simply allowed to "stage down." Finally, VW has taken the novel approach of using both a supercharger and a turbocharger in what it calls a "twincharging" system. Despite initial expectations--and having driven one--I can say that the engine is marvelous. It delivers fantastic power down low and keeps on the boost well into the higher reaches of the tachometer. Even more impressively, it makes 160HP feel like all you will ever need, with the right 6-speed transmission, of course.

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With all this technology currently available, I really do wonder what Ferrari could be cooking up. They are masters of style, yes. Masters of advanced technology and innovative solutions to long-standing problems in automotive design? Not hardly. Back in the 1980s, automakers were putting turbochargers onto cars to get ghastly amounts of horsepower from engines that could barely handle it. Unsurprisingly, pressurizing an engine occasionally led to detonation. Today's computer-controlled engine management systems are vastly improved over their great-granddaddies from the "Me" decade, but they can't stop an over exuberant driver from spending a bit too long with the "go" pedal down a few too many times. Ferrari drivers are not known for restraint.
It will be necessary for Ferrari to increase their average fuel consumption if they intend to continue selling cars in California (see the marvelously ludicrous rumored Ferrari hybrid). Yet, I remain unconvinced. A turbocharged Ferrari has all the appeal of a monkey strapped to a stick of dynamite. He might be fun for awhile, but at some point he's going to bite you... or explode.

Monday, November 09, 2009

The 300SL Gullwing Reborn: The SLS AMG

The SLS, spreading its wings. (Photo courtesy of Mercedes.com)

Mercedes-Benz has recently been championing its newest creation, a tribute to perhaps its finest sports car, the 300SL Gullwing, the new SLS AMG. The SLS comes complete with all the technological bells and whistles Mercedes offers, like a SpeedShift 7-speed dual clutch gearbox, which controls a 6.3 liter V8 at 563hp, making it one formidable machine.

While some may wonder why it took Mercedes so long to produce a coupe in the image of the ghost of the legendary 300SL Gullwing--Eisenhower was President when the production version of the 300SL first came out--the wait makes the new SLS all the more alluring. Stylistically, the SLS is a modernized update of many of the classic elements of the 300SL, such as the large, centered three-point Mercedes star set in a sprawling chrome grille, which is flanked by singular headlamps. And, of course, there are the gullwing doors, which are as synonymous with Mercedes as the three-point star that adorns the front grille. Though it is (sadly) missing the unique red Tartan seats once available in the 300SL, it is still an undeniably eye-catching coupe.

As the first project for which AMG has been entirely responsible from the very beginning design stages, there are high hopes for the SLS. Mercedes' recent efforts in the upper brackets of the luxury car market have been less-than-remarkable: the McLaren SLR has been largely dwarfed in the market by the Enzo and Carrera GT, and the Maybach, despite all its publicity, has sold poorly. The SLS, however, riding the coattails of the acclaimed 300SL and representing perhaps the truest expression of the AMG badge (amongst production cars), is uniquely positioned in the market--and hopefully, successfully so--as a blend of modern technology and celebrated history in a way that only the Germans (and Italians) can do.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Fear Not, It Shall Return

The 2009 Viper--as menacing as ever. (Photo courtesy of Dodge.com)

Dodge has recently announced that production of the Viper, its crowning sports car, will be halted in July of 2010, following a final limited run of 500 cars. But do not fret--Dodge plans to return in 2012 with an updated version.

Dodge claims that the move to halt production is motivated by a desire to guard against lessening the market value of the current generation of the Viper by continuing its production with no end in sight. This move, it seems, is representative of a notable forward-thinking mentality on Chrysler's part. Market value for the Viper has always been strong--for instance, early generations have long-enjoyed a stable market value, not violently depreciating like so many other sports cars often do as production marches on. At a time when MSRPs of sports cars have soared, Dodge has done a noteworthy job keeping the price for the basic Viper below the $100,000 mark. As Chrysler is likely aware, bolstering its brand image cannot be accomplished with quick fixes, but rather must be oriented towards insuring that new measures and developments do not suddenly (and catastrophically) fold years down the road.

The Viper has always been geared towards a particular buyer, as is the same for so many American sports cars. Much as is the case with the Japanese-made Acura NSX, the Viper has enjoyed a loyal following, which recognizes its uniqueness and uncomplicated, natural approach to two basic components of a respectable, original sports car--raw speed coupled with an exceptional sound. At a time when complex European sports cars, with advanced traction control systems and 7-speed flappy paddle gearboxes, arguably dominate the market, the Viper has colorfully, and forcefully, demonstrated that a 6-speed manual transmission coupled with a 8.4 liter V10 can handle itself just fine, thank you very much.

For this author, it seems that European automakers ought to take note of this fundamental approach to the modern sports car, lest they forget the simple, yet crucial, principle that the connection between driver and machine is best strengthened by reducing the encumbrances between the two.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Ford: Back in Black


Like You Know Who, Ford is Back in the Black
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After reporting last week that Ford will cease being irrational and start selling the European-market Focus in the United States, I was literally beside myself with joy when I read that Ford has just turned over $1bn in profit in the third quarter. This is easily one of the greatest return from death stories since Lazarus walked out of the tomb or Neil Patrick Harris got a hit show again. Okay, maybe Doogie isn't back, but Ford has all the marks of a patient set to make a full recovery.
Like many headlines drawn from statistics, the devil is in the details. Yes, Ford has brought in more than it spent. However, it still has serious debts issues and will need to renegotiate with the UAW to be competitive with GM and Chrysler LLC in the long run. Also, Ford saying that it will be "solidly profitable in 2011" is as meaningless as worthless as the Zimbabwean dollar. If everything stays as it is right now (here's an insider tip: it won't) then Ford will be fully in the black. Something tells me there are some potholes and an injury or two up the road. All the same, let's celebrate the first solid application of polish to what had been one of the more tarnished names in the automotive field. Ford is proof positive that when a business is actually managed, rather than simply taken advantage of and its capital reserves of history squandered, it will succeed. Funny thing, that.